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Originally Posted by HarryT
You've obviously never seen an enraged Haggis during the mating season. Truly terrifying! People in the more remote parts of Scotland have to reinforce their doors and put steel shutters over the windows to keep them out. We're lucky, in the rest of the UK, not to have to suffer their rampages. An assault rifle would be the least I'd want for Haggis protection!
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hag·gis /ˈhægɪs/
–noun Chiefly Scot.
a traditional pudding made of the heart, liver, etc., of a sheep or calf, minced with suet and oatmeal, seasoned, and boiled in the stomach of the animal.
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you're right, that sounds terrifying to me too !! but i don't know if an assault rifle will do much good...
