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Originally Posted by zelda_pinwheel
an assault rifle however seems not only reeeeeally hard to justify (what "wild animals" *exactly* are you talking about, that you would need a hypothetical assault rife to defend yourself ??? sabre tooth tigers ??? scotland must have a lot more wildlife than i ever heard about !)
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You've obviously never seen an enraged Haggis during the mating season. Truly terrifying! People in the more remote parts of Scotland have to reinforce their doors and put steel shutters over the windows to keep them out. We're lucky, in the rest of the UK, not to have to suffer their rampages. An assault rifle would be the
least I'd want for Haggis protection!