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Old 07-21-2011, 04:10 PM   #3347
Lycoming
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Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95 year-old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother
replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning."

Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surly be asking for trouble
"Oh no, my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced
age, we figured out the best time to make love was when the church
bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow
and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the ding and out on the dong.

She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, "He"d still be alive if that bloody ice cream truck hadn't come along."
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