Coupled with hytrachromatic transient photomichondrial teknentisomers, it is a wonder I can find my stapler, let alone my computer's frigging LCD screen.
Oh, for the days of whale oil lamps and strategically placed mirrors to capture the minuscule rays of the sun, filtered through the canvas coverings of the tent flaps.
I never had any difficulty reading the chiseled corporate memos in a clear and appropriate Times London font.
But try telling kids that today...
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