[ApK]

If you have a friend or relative in another library's area, ask them if they make use of their library's e-collection. If they don't, maybe they'll let you use their library privledges.
I don't know if this is against any library rules, but arguably it would not be any different then if they checked out a book and let a visiting friend read it. And it's not like giving you their library card number puts them in any big risk of identity theft or credit fraud.

And I'm not just suggesting this because I want to keep all you teeming masses off FLP and Singapore to keep my waiting lists from getting even longer.....