A guy is walking through a forest and stumbles upon a clearing. He sits down upon a fallen tree trunk to take a break. He's admiring the beauty of Mother Nature when he turns and notices a very small man sat upon a toadstool, with his head between his knees.
He's never seen such a small fully grown person before and is quite intrigued, so he asks "Excuse me Sir, are you a goblin?"
The small man replies "No, I've got a headache!"
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