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A middle manager was in a quandary.
He had to downsize one of his staff members. He had narrowed it down to one of two candidates, Polly or Jack.
It would be a difficult decision to make, as they were both equally qualified and both did excellent work.
He finally decided that in the morning, whichever one used the water cooler first would be the one to be let go.
Polly came in early that morning, hugely hung over after partying all night and getting no sleep. She went to the cooler to get some water to take an aspirin.
The manager approached her and said, "Polly, I've never done this before, but I have to lay you or Jack off."
Polly replied, "Could you jack off? I have a terrible headache."
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