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Old 07-15-2011, 05:17 PM   #3309
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A nurse walks into a bank totally exhausted after a twenty hour shift.

Preparing to write a cheque, she pulls a rectal thermometer out of her bag and tries to write with it.

She looks at the flabbergasted cashier and without missing a beat says, "Well, that's great. That's REALLY great!! Some arsehole's got my pen!
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