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Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?
I put this on here ages ago, hopefully most of you delinquents have forgotten the punchline by now.
Paddy who was holidaying from Ireland on Bondi beach couldn't seem to make
it with any of the girls. So he asked the local lifeguard for some advice.
"Mate, it's obvious," says the lifeguard, "you're wearing them old baggy
swimming trunks that make ya look like an old geezer. They're years outta
style. Your best bet is to grab yourself a pair of Speedos - about two sizes
too small - and drop a fist-sized potato down inside 'em. I'm tellin' ya
man...you'll have all the babes ya want!" The following weekend, Paddy hits
the beach with his spanking new tight Speedos, and his fist-sized potato.
Everybody on the beach were disgusted as he walked by, covering their faces, turning away, laughing, looking sick! Paddy went back to the lifeguard again and asked him, "What's wrong now?"
"JAHEESUS!!" said the lifeguard, "Mate! The potato goes in front!!!!"
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