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Originally Posted by lestatar
arf!!! I will happily devour legions of non-sentient but oh-so-yummy chickens in order to get to the Chook Emperor...
I canz eat um fasterz than they canz breedz em... 
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Since the Chook Emperor's Storm Trooper chickens are clones, they can produce them extremely fast. Of course, that means a never-ending supply of very yummy chickens.
Let's just hope there are no Klingon chickens.
Added: Of course, we could follow the Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy and breed chickens that want to be eaten. Imagine looking outside and seeing a massive number of chickens who want nothing more than to jump in a frying pan.