Everybody should read all my posts in this thread only because I am the realistic pirate and I said all the best things. In providing my brilliant commentary, I delicately balanced issues of race, gender, and social inequality and spanned them into a bridge that shows everybody that we are all basically the same (humans) and I also didn't use any examples that included 1984.
Seriously, though, folks, I did actually say all the best stuff for the pirates and it ticks me off when people want to classify all pirates as excuse-makers as I have been, as stated, extremely realistic about the merits (or lack thereof) and consequences of my actions. I am basically the best and I want more attention than I am getting. I'm really smart and I can write with the best of 'em and also I use most punctuation correctly and I'm the best.
Why don't people pay more attention to me?
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