Originally Posted by RainingLemur
Pfft. Priorities. Yeah. Right.
Captain Cliff Beefpile (my beloved Kindle) never says "no." Never tells me to scoop the cat box, never says "you're sleeping on the couch," never makes me do dishes... The Captain Cliff is the perfect woman.
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Ah, crap...She's standing right behind me, isn't she?
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