Okay,
Incognito is now available on Smashwords.
It probably won't be on premium distribution for the next few years. No matter how hard I try to follow the 70-some page style guide they find some sort of gripes with it every time I upload and have it converted (which alone takes up to 10 hours, and some have reported longer).
Sigh. Well, it's now available! *attempts to put his hair back in after ranting about Smashwords*