Thanks for the laugh this morning, kenny. This is actually one gifted hardback book that I've kept.
Instead of being shelved spine facing out, I've placed it so that the full front of the book shows on my shelf.
I use it as a constant reminder to not ever think that just because a book is a "Best Seller" that it is actually a "great" book.
It is also fun to hear comments about the book by those visiting my home. The range is usually from "I _loved_ that book, too! Did you get his other... did you read.... did you see the movie?" to "You actually liked that book?"
I did learn to be careful in how I responded to those that loved it (sadly this was only after responding with the real reason why it was shelved that way).