Once upon a midnight dreary, while I dreamt, weak and weary, Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore, While I snoozed, nearly napping, suddenly there came a bipping, As of some one gently mailing, mailing me an unwanted email. "'Tis some spammer," I muttered, "mailing me an unwanted email —Only this, and nothing more."
In any case, I'm glad that spammer woke me up, as I went on to read Poe's "The Raven".
