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A man goes to a doctor’s office and asks the nurse if she has any grapes. The nurse says, "This is a doctor’s office; we don’t have any grapes."
The man apologizes and leaves. The next day he returns and again asks the nurse for grapes. The nurse says patiently, “I still don’t have any grapes."
The same man returns for five days straight and asks for grapes every time. On the fifth day the nurse, who is no longer patient, says, "No! And the next time you come here and ask for grapes I will staple your feet to the floor."
The next day the man comes back and says, "Excuse me, do you have any staples?"
The nurse, bewildered and frustrated says, "No."
The man replies, “In that case, do you have any grapes?"
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