Ha, ha...
if we're getting personal, I'm surprised your "all-in-one, multi-purpose marvel" isn't surgically implanted with a direct feed to your retinas... why can't you simply accept that "your" way isn't what everybody wants... and what the hell is "this mythical world" you talk about... laughing and deriding other peoples' choices is rather juvenile just like wasting time to dig up the image you posted...