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Old 06-28-2011, 03:24 PM   #3232
Lycoming
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I think I put this in here previously, bear with me, life is getting harder.


A tough looking group of bikers were riding towards Nashville when they saw a girl about to jump off a bridge. So they stop.
The group leader, a big burly guy, gets off his bike and says, "What are you doing?"
"I'm going to commit suicide," she says.
While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss an opportunity so he asked .

"Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a Kiss?"
So, she does, and it was a long, deep lingering kiss.
After she's finished, the biker says, "Wow! That was the best Kiss I have ever had. That's a real talent you are wasting. You could be famous!!
So then he asked,
"Why are you committing suicide?"
"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl......"
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