Pooh, forget being a moderator, you're going to have a full time job keeping your soggy skin intact! Not to mention the rest of you.
You're safe from me though - I don't like soggy over roasted chicken to eat. Talking to one, however, is a completely different story

I can do THAT all day.
Les's new threads are snazzy, as fitting for a fashion conscious Brat's minion.