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BANTA AND HIS BEER
This particular joke won an award for the best joke in a competition held in
Britain.
Banta walks into a bar in London , orders 3 glasses of beer and sits in
the backyard of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn.
When he finishes, he comes back to the bar counter and orders 3 more.
The bartender asks him, You know, beer goes flat after I fill it in the glass;
it would taste better if you buy one at a time.
Banta Singh replies, Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in Dubai
, the other in Canada and Iam here in London . When they left home, we promised that we'll drink this way to remember the days when we drank together.
The bartender admits this is a nice custom and leaves it there.
Banta Singh became a regular in the bar and would always drink the same way.
He'd order 3 Beers and drink them in turn.
One day, he came in and ordered only 2 Beers. All the other regulars notice and fell silent.
When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bar tender says, I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my sincere condolences on your great loss.
Banta said, Everyone's fine; both my brothers are alive. The only thing is.
.I have QUIT drinking!
Enjoy!!
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