My mom, age 68, falls into the last category. Last time I counted, she had two laptops, three desktops that she set up to share four (or was it five) widescreen monitors, a smartphone, and a jailbroken iPod Touch. And any time I mention a program or whatever, she'll say, "Oh, yeah, I downloaded it already from Pirate Emporium! You didn't actually want to
pay for it did you?!"