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Originally Posted by DixieGal
The Wicked Witch of the North is here. That's right, Tim's sister and part of her family are in south Florida. Brrrr! Did it suddenly get cold, like an evil force is in the area?
Today I need to go to Lowes to shop for a multiuse shovel. Something suitably heavy for, allegedly, whacking her over the head, yet lightweight enough to carry into the woods and, hypothetically, digging a shallow grave.
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Get one of those foldable camp shovels - sturdy enough for whacking/digging, but compact enough after folding down the handle to conceal from any nosy law enforcement visitors!
[Most people who drive 4-wheel drive vehicles carry them to dig out of sand - so no one will suspect]