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Old John is sitting on his porch reading the newspaper when his friend Bill comes walking by.
"Hi John! Haven't seen you all week. What have you been up to?"
"Hello Bill!! My wife and I have been attending a seminar on 'How to Improve your Memory!' It's fantastic! I can't believe how much it's helped me already! The instructor is a very good teacher, and has taught us to associate things we want to remember with images in our minds. It really works well, and I recommend this young fellow's class highly!"
"Well, that's quite a high recommendation, John! What's this teacher's name?"
John pauses for a moment; "Let's see. What's the name of that flower that has the pretty red petals, green stem with lots of sharp thorns, and smells so good?"
Bill says; "Do you mean a rose?"
John says: "Right!" looks over his shoulder into the house and shouts:
"Hey Rose!! What's the name of our memory class teacher?"
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