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Originally Posted by lestatar
^ zomg...I iz sooo happy...Thanks LB - I promise to be bestest minion doggie ever! I will bite anyone's ankle who messes with u...
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Calm down, sweetie. You're drooling on my shoes. Okay, I've been thinking, and there's a couple of rules you need to follow.
1. Do not antagonize Adrian.
2. Be nice to my friends.
Oh, and one more:
3. If you get hurt, have Sharky patch you up right away, ok? I've got minion insurance so don't worry about that. But do remember that Minion's Compensation doesn't kick in unless you're out for two weeks, so don't take unnecessary chances.
That's about it. Oh, don't play fetch too close to edge of the cliff over there. You don't want to know what's down there, I'll just say that Dante was NOT kidding.