[Javed]

• As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error.
  
• A life? Cool! Where do I download one of those?
  
• Dawn is nature's way of telling you to go to bed.
  
• The truth is out there? Does anyone know the URL?
  
• There's no place like http://www.home.com
  
• Give a man some doughnuts and you feed him for a day. Teach him to use the Net and he won't bother you for weeks.
  
• In life, you can't press the backspace button.
  
• To err is human, but to really foul things up requires a computer.
  
• Believe nothing of what you hear and nothing of what you see on e-mail.
  
• If at first you don't succeed; call it version 1.0
  
• I'm not anti-social; I'm just not user friendly.
  
• My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
  
• They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer.
  
• There are 10 types of people in the world- those who understand binary and those that don't.