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Nexutix · 06-16-2011, 03:16 AM

3 old ladies were taking a stroll at night after dinner. Suddenly they notice Grim Reaper following them. They start to run; but are overtaken by Grim Reaper. Grim Reaper asks a question to first woman:

Grim Reaper: "Have you kissed or fornicated anyone before marriage?"
First lady: "Yes."
Grim Reaper: "Send her to hell."

Grim Reaper: "Have you kissed or fornicated anyone before marriage?"
Second lady: "No. Only after marriage."
Grim Reaper: "Send her to heaven."

Grim Reaper: "Have you kissed or fornicated anyone before marriage?"
Third lady: "No, never. Neither before marriage, nor after marriage."
Grim Reaper: "Send her to my room."

06-16-2011, 03:16 AM	#3189
Nexutix Reading and reading Posts: 582 Karma: 8250144 Join Date: Oct 2010 Device: Infibeam Pi, iPod Touch 4G, iPad Air 2, iPad mini 2, Oneplus One	3 old ladies were taking a stroll at night after dinner. Suddenly they notice Grim Reaper following them. They start to run; but are overtaken by Grim Reaper. Grim Reaper asks a question to first woman: Grim Reaper: "Have you kissed or fornicated anyone before marriage?" First lady: "Yes." Grim Reaper: "Send her to hell." Grim Reaper: "Have you kissed or fornicated anyone before marriage?" Second lady: "No. Only after marriage." Grim Reaper: "Send her to heaven." Grim Reaper: "Have you kissed or fornicated anyone before marriage?" Third lady: "No, never. Neither before marriage, nor after marriage." Grim Reaper: "Send her to my room." Last edited by Nexutix; 06-16-2011 at 03:20 AM.