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Today I committed an act of arson and burned a family out of their home. And I'm glad I did it. Not only am I glad I did it, I would do it again.
It all started after I moved the old grill out of the yard. When I went back for the wooden pallet it had sat upon, I was attacked by a swarm of yellowjackets that had homesteaded in the pallet. I was stung twice by the beasts. That ticked me off, so I got a can of wasp spray I had on hand and saturated the pallet. Then I set off a bug bomb on top of the pallet. Then I lifted a corner of the pallet and threw a bug bomb under it. Finally, I saturated the pallet with lighter fluid, tossed charcoal on it, and set it ablaze. It burned for four hours, until there was nothing but cinders. A few minutes ago I saw five yellowjackets hovering over the carnage looking for their home. I just sneered and hosed them with water.
Go live on the street, suckers. Your home isn't coming back.
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