Bag of Crap Description (sounds very promising):
Unless, of course, they’re wasting it on pointless garbage like this. The price of our humble Bag O’ Crap barely amounts to what you can scrape off of the inside of an empty pot of gold. But for sheer pointlessness, it’s up there with an ermine-lined swimming pool, or matching solid-gold Segways for everybody in your entourage.
Did anybody get one??? I failed.
