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maianhvk · 06-15-2011, 10:20 AM

(don't know if this one was up or not...)

Morning. Mom wakes her son up, and says it's time to go to school or he'll be late.
"I don't wanna go to school!"
"Give me 2 reasons why you don't wanna go to school?"
"First, the kids hate me. Second, the teachers hate me!"
"Nonsense."
"So give me 2 reasons why I should go to school?"
"First, you're 50. And second, you're the school principal!"

06-15-2011, 10:20 AM	#3187
maianhvk whimsical Posts: 2,779 Karma: 88193939 Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: in darkness Device: current: PPW 4. brick: K3 & Voyage.	(don't know if this one was up or not...) Morning. Mom wakes her son up, and says it's time to go to school or he'll be late. "I don't wanna go to school!" "Give me 2 reasons why you don't wanna go to school?" "First, the kids hate me. Second, the teachers hate me!" "Nonsense." "So give me 2 reasons why I should go to school?" "First, you're 50. And second, you're the school principal!"