Quote:
Originally Posted by ardeegee
Yes, but how many books on cannabis and opium can you buy on clay tablets? How many clay tablets are aimed primarily at heterosexual males? Can you read out loud from a clay tablet while sitting under a tree?
|
It depends. First of all you need a baobab tree and some "friends" aka fellow drug fiends. Then you have to make sure no suspicious wifi is sent from the tree leafs and the address of the tree is wrong. Next you have to find someone who will read aloud but as the text is sacred (its the one about making hash-brownies) the person has to omit all vowels while reading to not disturb the sacred waves. If everything works out fine you will find yourself in the arms of morpheus before long.