I got glasses in the third grade too, but not bifocals. Does that make me half as geeky as you, or twice as geeky??
I used to take my glasses off and the teacher would make me put them back on. Which proves I had geekiness thrust upon me.
How did you come by your Geckoness, reptile sir?
What is this thread about? Oh yeah -- eDGe alternatives. I used to have a PDA, ereader and laptop which together functioned almost as well as my eDGe. Couldn't browse the internet in bed as I do now, though!

On the other hand I still use my laptop for its larger screen and keyboard. And for Calibre.
I'd like a cellphone that morphs into a slim tablet and ereader booklet and then again into a sturdy laptop and back into a phone as needed. But that's just me . . . .