Hmmm. I hate being drunk, probably because I have issues with being out of control like that.

I don't mind unwinding a little bit with a beer or a glass of wine, but I generally don't even do that unless I'm with a group of friends for the weekend (like on my handspinning retreat), or on vacation. I don't keep any alcoholic beverages in the house, but for that matter I don't keep any beverages in the house other than tea, coffee, and water. Too many empty calories!