I AM NOT FAT! 
I'm just growing. A little.
Futurity
Do I look fat in this? (It’s all in the hips)
“Our findings suggest that pelvic growth may contribute to people becoming wider and having a larger waist size as they get older, whether or not they also have an increase in body fat.”
"The pelvic width of the oldest patients in the study was, on average, nearly an inch larger than the youngest patients. This one-inch increase in pelvic diameter, by itself, could lead to an approximately three-inch increase in waist size from age 20 to age 79."
I suppose this is the reason that older women are called "broads".
Men, of course, are simply "distinguished".
