I majored in PoliSci eons ago...I welcome the MR Chicken Arms Race...
We will restore the world to a true bipolar state - those who eat chicken and those who don't.  With the goal of 1 chicken for every man, woman and child on the planet
C.C.C.  [Command, Control & Communication] will now = CRUNCHY & CHEWY CHICKEN
Bring it on!