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• There is no greater joy than soaring high on the wings of your dreams, except maybe the joy of watching a dreamer who has nowhere to land but in the ocean of reality.
• When birds fly in the right formation, they need only exert half the effort. Even in nature, teamwork results in collective laziness.
• You can do anything you set your mind to when you have vision, determination, and an endless supply of expendable labor.
• If you're attractive enough on the outside, people will forgive you for being irritating to the core.
• There are no stupid questions, but there are a LOT of inquisitive idiots.
• If you're not a part of the solution,there's good money to be made in prolonging the problem.
• Sometimes the best solution to morale problems is just to fire all of the unhappy people.
• It's best to avoid standing directly between a competitive jerk and his goals.
• It takes 43 muscles to frown and 17 to smile, but it doesn't take any to just sit there with a dumb look on your face.
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