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Old 06-08-2011, 08:58 PM   #90
Xanthe
Plan B Is Now In Force
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What kills a book for me:
  • When the main character physically resembles the author's photo on the back of the book
  • Multiple, explicit, gratuitous sex scenes that do not advance the plot
  • Excessive descriptions of the landscape the characters are merely passing through
  • Obvious and frequent foreshadowing
  • Mary Sue characters
  • Forgetting that air is a commodity on a space station and that there has to be some means of generating gravity
  • Dragons
  • Books that start off with a poor peasant boy taken under the wing of a magician/sorcerer/seer
  • Handsome, smart, police detectives who are inexplicably attracted to scatter-brained heroines in cozy mysteries
  • Non-fiction books where the footnotes take up more of the page than the actual writing.
  • Multiple spelling mistakes
  • Characters whose moral code does a 180 midway in a series when the author's personal life changes
  • Centaurs
  • Mysteries where the villain is clear by the 50th page due to the process of elimination
  • Books in which children are tortured and murdered in the first chapter
  • Books that begin with the tragic ending of the book
  • Characters that prefer to live in poverty rather than touch their trust fund money
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