Gecko,

Please resist, don't cry !!

I may be wrong as I am not a developper but Android is based on linux, which means there could perhaps be a way to create a version to be installed on the edge ???

http://www.pdflabs.com/docs/build-pdftk/

... there is a lot of assumptions here .... let say I should better go to bed, 1:00 am is quite reasonable.