Three older men are playing golf. The first hits his ball into a lake and walks in after it the water parting as he approaches, he hits the ball back unto the green. The second man likewise hits his ball into the water, he walks out on the surface of the lake and hits his ball (which has risen to the surface) back onto the green. The third, and oldest of the three men now takes his shot. Like his fellow golfers before him he hits the ball right into the lake. He stands there waiting and a frog pops up out of the water the golf ball in his hands. A bird swoops down, grabs the frog and carries him out over the green where he drops the ball right into the hole. The first man turns to the second man and says,"I hate playing golf against your dad."