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Old 06-04-2011, 05:41 AM   #3126
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Mr. Johnson and his secretary are on a train to Paris. They are just about to go to sleep when the secretary, who has the hots for her boss says in a seductive voice, "I'm a little cold, could I borrow your blanket?"

The man says, "How would you like to be Mrs. Johnson for awhile?"

The secretary jumps at the chance and begins to get out of bed, saying "Oooh yes please".

Then Mr. Johnson replies, "Good, then you can get your own damn blanket".
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