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anamardoll · 06-03-2011, 03:54 PM

1. EBOOKS ARE KILLING PHYSICAL BOOKS AND PHYSICAL BOOKSTORES AND THIS WILL USHER IN 1984-LEVEL MIND CONTROL. AND EVERYONE WILL BE ILLITERATE.

2. IF EVEN ONE PERSON PIRATES AN EBOOK, THEN ALL AUTHORS WILL STOP WRITING AND HUMAN CULTURAL ACHIEVEMENT WILL STALL FOREVER.

3. THE MERE EXISTENCE OF INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY RIGHTS IS PREVENTING THE HUMAN RACE FROM REACHING A CULTURAL NIRVANA OF LITERACY.

4. EINK READERS / LCD TABLETS / TOUCH SCREENS / DEVICE BUTTONS ARE THE DEATH OF ALL THAT IS GOOD. THEY WILL BE INEVITABLY REPLACED SOON.

5. FINGERPRINTS ON A <INSERT SCREEN TYPE HERE> DEVICE ARE FIGMENTS OF A DERANGED IMAGINATION AND YOU SHOULD GET THAT CHECKED OUT BY A CERTIFIED PSYCHIATRIST.

6. FANS OF <INSERT BRAND HERE> ARE ALL MINDLESS AUTOMATON FANBOIS, BUT USERS OF <INSERT BRAND HERE> ARE WELL-INFORMED SAVVY CONSUMERS.

I think this covers them all.

Sorry about the caps, but CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL.

Please feel free to fill in the ones I've missed.

06-03-2011, 03:54 PM	#1
anamardoll Chasing Butterflies Posts: 3,132 Karma: 5074169 Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: American Southwest Device: Uses batteries.	The Dead Horse Thread 1. EBOOKS ARE KILLING PHYSICAL BOOKS AND PHYSICAL BOOKSTORES AND THIS WILL USHER IN 1984-LEVEL MIND CONTROL. AND EVERYONE WILL BE ILLITERATE. 2. IF EVEN ONE PERSON PIRATES AN EBOOK, THEN ALL AUTHORS WILL STOP WRITING AND HUMAN CULTURAL ACHIEVEMENT WILL STALL FOREVER. 3. THE MERE EXISTENCE OF INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY RIGHTS IS PREVENTING THE HUMAN RACE FROM REACHING A CULTURAL NIRVANA OF LITERACY. 4. EINK READERS / LCD TABLETS / TOUCH SCREENS / DEVICE BUTTONS ARE THE DEATH OF ALL THAT IS GOOD. THEY WILL BE INEVITABLY REPLACED SOON. 5. FINGERPRINTS ON A <INSERT SCREEN TYPE HERE> DEVICE ARE FIGMENTS OF A DERANGED IMAGINATION AND YOU SHOULD GET THAT CHECKED OUT BY A CERTIFIED PSYCHIATRIST. 6. FANS OF <INSERT BRAND HERE> ARE ALL MINDLESS AUTOMATON FANBOIS, BUT USERS OF <INSERT BRAND HERE> ARE WELL-INFORMED SAVVY CONSUMERS. I think this covers them all. Sorry about the caps, but CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL. Please feel free to fill in the ones I've missed.