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I would like to welcome (bride) to the family. This is probably a good time to mention our strict 'no return' policy.

Sincerity is the key to a good toast. (pause) I sincerely apologize for my toast.

I don't know how she chose the groom. It was either her taste in men, or her bad eyesight.

The bride was successful in the dog-eat-dog corporate world. I guess she is ready to meet the groom's family.

When a woman steals your older brother, there is no better revenge than to let her keep him.

"In every marriage more than a week old, there are grounds for divorce. The trick is to find, and continue to find, grounds for marriage." Robert Anderson

“Here's a toast to your new bride who has everything a girl could want in her life, except for good taste in men!”

We've known each other since elementary school. This is the guy I played Star Wars with, rode around on our bikes... but enough about the bachelor party.

Marriage is for better or worse. "Groom" you couldn't have done better. "Bride" you couldn't have done worse.

From a Parent, "When your child finds true love, you find true joy."

If you are the first of more than one toast, "There are several toasts, so take small sips, or borrow your neighbor's."

From a younger brother, "If you take care of her, like you took care of me, everything will be fine."