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Originally Posted by WT Sharpe
I'm not sure Poohbear wants a snake to hug the kitty!  |
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Originally Posted by poohbear_nc
If the kitty wakes me up early again on a weekend, I might hire the "SneakySnake Cat-Sitting Service." And pay for the premium extra-tight hug service!  |
you guys know I am not a REAL snake huh?
Mr M has made it to the ripe old age of 9 with lotsa hugs and he is fine!
And you can have him lately. Because it is cold, he is either in or on the bed. it must have been only moderately cold because he spent last night hogging my foot room and pinning down the doona so my movement was restricted. This morning I have a sore back
if it had been really cold, he would have done the cold night trick.
Step 1. Wait patiently for SS to go to sleep.
Step 2. Sneak onto the bed on her side taking care not to wake bloke (he has a fast foot)
Step 3 Nose under the covers near SS's neck.
Step 4 Burrow under the covers and turn around ensuring that head comes out on SS's pillow.
Step 5 Look as cute as possible so she won't kick me off.
Step 6 repeat Step 1.
Step 7 relax all paws so that claws stick out and put little holes in SS's back.
Step 8 Patiently relax as SS puts me on my own pillow.
Step 9 Repeat step 1 and all other steps several times until 3.30am
Step 10 At 3.30am jump on and off the bed several times ensuring that wah wahs are sufficently loud to wake everyone up.
Step 11 Get let out(or fluffy roll OR ask for food) and wait patiently for the doorman to go back to bed.
Step 12 Wah wah as loud as possible to get back in.
I need some sleep!