|
In 1572, the Arabs invented the condom, using a goat's lower intestine.
In 1873, the British somewhat refined the idea by taking the intestine out of the goat first.
This guy was sitting at home alone when he heard a knock on the
front door. There was a county sheriff’s deputy standing there.
The man asked the deputy if there was a problem. The deputy sheriff
asked if he was married and if he could see a picture of his wife.
The guy says "Sure," and shows him a picture of his wife.
The sheriff says, "I'm sorry sir, but it looks like your wife's
been hit by a truck."
The guy says, "I know, but she has a great personality, and
is a real good cook too."
|