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* The police asked Tiger's wife how many times she hit him. "I can't remember," Elin said, "just put me down for a 5."
* Ping has a new set of irons called Elins. They're clubs you can beat Tiger with.
* What does Tiger Woods have in common with a baby seal? They've both been clubbed by a Norwegian. (Of course, Elin is actually Swedish. But poetic license is allowed in jokes.)
* Did you hear Tiger changed his name to Cheetah?
* Tiger's other women aren't misstresses. They're provisionals.
* Did you hear Nike's new motto? Just do me.
* What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Santa stopped at three ho's.
* Tiger crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn't decide between a wood and an iron.
* What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a golf ball 400 yards.
* Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole-in-one.
* Tiger has a new movie coming out. It's called Crouching Tiger, Hidden Hydrant.
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