I don't know if this is a rant, a description of my day, or a joke. I just have to share this with somebody.
So ... I have the day from hell at work ... courtesy of my idiot coworkers.
I arrive home visualizing a Guinness.
My partner meets me at the door with these words: "Are you ready to see what YOUR kitten did to MY laptop?"
[I really want to answer "Hell No! She's your kitten too! You picked her out! Fix your own damn laptop"]
I reply: "Sure! Now what?"
I'm led to the afflicted laptop - now closed, which is dramatically opened to reveal ..... the desktop is now at a 90 rotation.
"No sweat I think - I'll just right click on it and uncheck the rotation."
But wait ... the touch pad controls are rotated too! I spend a hell of a long time trying to figure out how to get the tiny little arrow on the correct menu selection, cursing touch pads in general. The kitten lies on the floor watching me with huge yellow/green eyes of innocence. Partner is off scooping the litter box with a vengeance.
Lap top is eventually restored to normal orientation. Kitten is placed into kitten play pen. Guinness is located & consumed. Partner is still angry.
Going to be a long night.
