i can barely see to type. actual, litteral tears of laughter running down my cheeks from reading this.
i'm reminded of Raymond Queneau's
"Exercises de style" (
Exercises in style). (and by the way, if you have not yet discovered Raymond Queneau and read everything he ever wrote, I don't know what you have been doing with your lives, or how you have survived such bleak and barren existences...)
ok, who's next ?