[jbcohen]

Begin humor mode:

Do I go right or left? Nah, I'll get out some road paving equipment and create a road down the center.

Still trying to figure out what a road is.

Fork in the road, darn I knew I left that fork somewhere, glad I found it now I can eat that steak on my plate.

I don't see a fork in the road, spoon maybe but fork no.

Go right or left I would rather sit right here in the middle and bock traffic.

Master Yoda says: Fork road ahead there's a, right we go shall left or?

Yeah going right or left is probably a great idea as I am not found of the idea of crashing into the middle.

<heading down the road in a car fligs a hand up in front of his eyes> "Thats' probably the best thing to do right now"

End humor mode.