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A burglar breaks into a house. He sees a CD player that he wants so he takes it. Then he hears a voice "JESUS is watching you".
He looks around with his flashlight wandering "What The HELL Was That?". He spots some $'s on a table and takes them......Once again he hears a voice " JESUS is watching you".
He hides in a corner trying to find where the voice came from, and spots a birdcage with a parrot in it. He goes over and asks " Was that your voice?".
The parrot said "YES".
The burglar then says "What's your name?". The parrot says "MOSES".
The burglar says " What kind of person names his bird Moses??"
The parrot replies "THE SAME PERSON THAT NAMED HIS ROTWEILER "JESUS".
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