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Originally Posted by patilsaurabhr
A lawyer ...
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Another lawyer (or judge) joke:
A witness is called and when questioned he has quite elaborate answers.
The judge informs the witness that he wants short answers.
The witnesss continues with elaborate answers and the judge demands that he only answers "yes" or "no" on the questions.
Witness: "Your Honor, the questions are of such nature that an elaborate answer is required."
Judge: "No, they are simple yes/no questions".
Witness: "Your Honor, may I ask you a yes/no question in order to prove you wrong?"
Judge: "Please, go ahead."
Witness: "Your Honor, do you still beat your wife?"