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(Not sure if I translated this right)
Vegetarians eat away the food for my food.
(Vegetarier essen meinem Essen das Essen weg.)
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Plants. It's what food eats.
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A buddhist walks up to a hot dog vendor and asks "Can you make me one with everything?".
After paying with a big bill, he asks "Where's my change?" To which the vendor answers: "Change must come from within."
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What's the difference between a chimpanzee and upper management?
It's been scientifically proven that a chimpanzee can communicate with humans.
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